Seahorse Enthusiast Gifts

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Piracy on a boating lake

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

On the brink.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Titanic: How's my steering.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

Sea Horse outside saloon

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Stop Human Footing

Sea Change.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

On board the MS Hepatology

'Who says I'm beached?'

The Seahoover

'She's left herself go: She has barnacles everywhere now...'

Victorian Royal Navy

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."