Seahorse Enthusiast Mugs

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Piracy on a boating lake

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

On the brink.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Titanic: How's my steering.

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Sea Horse outside saloon

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

Sea Change.

Stop Human Footing

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

On board the MS Hepatology

'Who says I'm beached?'

The Seahoover

Victorian Royal Navy

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."