Seahorse Enthusiasts Gifts

'They're absolutely gorgeeous-are they house trained?'

Seagiraffes

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

Sea Horse outside saloon

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

"Ye God's... That was close."

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

"I used to own a riding school, but business started falling off..."

'Actually, Fathers' Day is more important to me than Mothers' Day: Daddy actually raised me...'

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

"I love my new hood! All i need now is a bow and opposable thumbs!"

And this is what you get for not installing a ramp for the disabled!

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

Shall we go into the pen? Or stay here and annoy him for another 10 minutes?

'No, I don't want to see you do a handstand.'

Ye Old Mariners Inn.