Seahorse Lover Pillows

'Actually, Fathers' Day is more important to me than Mothers' Day: Daddy actually raised me...'

Seagiraffes

Bite out of fishing pier.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Fishing boat.

Shark infested custard!

Pirate

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Did you say psst?.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

'I hate evolution!'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'Could you give us a push?'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

The Imperfect Storm

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"

"Holy Mackerel!"

Eel-mail

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!