Seahorse Fanatic Pillows

Seagiraffes

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Piracy on a boating lake

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

On board the MS Hepatology

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

Submariners' Eye Test.

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

"Ye God's... That was close."

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

The Bonvoy Age...

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

Woodpecker Ark.

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'Actually, Fathers' Day is more important to me than Mothers' Day: Daddy actually raised me...'

Have a very piratical Birthday

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

And this is what you get for not installing a ramp for the disabled!

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

Umbrella Sailing Boat

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

"Flotsam off the starboard bow, Captain."