Seahorse Fanatic Prints

Seagiraffes

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Piracy on a boating lake

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

On board the MS Hepatology

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

Submariners' Eye Test.

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

"Ye God's... That was close."

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

The Bonvoy Age...

'Actually, Fathers' Day is more important to me than Mothers' Day: Daddy actually raised me...'

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

Woodpecker Ark.

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

Have a very piratical Birthday

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

Umbrella Sailing Boat

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

"Flotsam off the starboard bow, Captain."

A swordfish saws through a raft.