Seafaring Lovers Pillows

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

Boat wedding.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Fishing boat.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Submariners' Eye Test.

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"Ye God's... That was close."

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

'Actually, Fathers' Day is more important to me than Mothers' Day: Daddy actually raised me...'

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

"I think she's really into you."

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

Underwater wedding!

'We're running low on food, everyone. I think we should cut out the 'All-you-can-eat' buffets.'

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

"I really miss the times when good looks and a song were enough to lure seafarers onto the rocks!"

"Other than the harpoon, I can't find a thing wrong with you."

Captain's Log

Men using naval terminology to describe people at the regatta ball

An angry Pirate yelling at a Sea Hawk who has just stolen his Prisoner who was about to Walk the Plank.

"Now if you'll excuse me, I have a burial at sea aft."

Keelhauling Tradition

Rowing and Sailing Machines.

''Up, up, and away!' -- big deal!'

'I told you the ship was not sinking! Look at us now, we're marooned!'

'At least, we're marooned on a big island: It took me an hour to walk around it...'

Boat Called Available.