Sea-faring Showman Gifts

'HEY,nobody said anything about MOONwalking the Plank!!'

'Are we there yet?'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

Replacement Lighthouse

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

"You look good for your age."

'He certainly doesn't act like a Sperm Whale!'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

Funk Facts: Pirates.

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

Woman painting a man drowning.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

Fisherman catches a mine.

'Help.'

Defense Contractor, Inc. Research and Development. It's a portable bathroom for navy ships. Heads will roll!

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

'Well my anchor is bigger than your anchor!'

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'