Sea-faring Showman Gifts

'HEY,nobody said anything about MOONwalking the Plank!!'

'Are we there yet?'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'I told you we should have unionized.'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

Replacement Lighthouse

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

'He certainly doesn't act like a Sperm Whale!'

"You look good for your age."

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

Funk Facts: Pirates.

Woman painting a man drowning.

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

Fisherman catches a mine.

'Help.'

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

'Well my anchor is bigger than your anchor!'

Crow's nest has scarecrow.

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.