Scorching Sages Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone with a passion for creative thinking and clever insights? Our collection celebrates those scorching sages—brilliant minds who blend wit with wisdom. Found on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints, these products are ideal for inspiring, amusing, and honoring the creative souls who see the world differently. Whether it's for a friend, colleague, or yourself, these witty and thoughtful items make every day a little brighter and more insightful.

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'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

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'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.' mockup

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

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Wikipedia...

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Pessimists v Optimists.

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Mitch learns he is not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.

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Mitch learns he is not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.

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That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

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That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

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'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.' mockup

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

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"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

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"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

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'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!' mockup

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

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'It will cure every ailment known to man, the only side effect is, you'll choke to death trying to swallow it.'

'It will cure every ailment known to man, the only side effect is, you'll choke to death trying to swallow it.' mockup

'It will cure every ailment known to man, the only side effect is, you'll choke to death trying to swallow it.'

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"Bird of paradise, my ass."

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The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

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The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

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"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar." mockup

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

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"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia." mockup

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

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The Lawyer of Oz

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Just what were you doing in Georgia anyways Hmmm Isn't it true that you were lookin' for a soul to steal Your confession states that you were in a bind cause you were way behind, Care to elaborate, Mr, Seacrest I mean, Lucifer,,

Just what were you doing in Georgia anyways Hmmm Isn't it true that you were lookin' for a soul to steal Your confession states that you were in a bind cause you were way behind, Care to elaborate, Mr, Seacrest I mean, Lucifer,,

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"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..."

"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..." mockup

"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..."

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'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

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'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

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Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth. mockup

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

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'When the time comes, Goopta, I'd like to be bronzed.'

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'When the time comes, Goopta, I'd like to be bronzed.'

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"Nobody said it would be easy!"

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Oscar Wilde

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"Money may not make me happy, but I'd like to give it a chance."

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"Money may not make me happy, but I'd like to give it a chance."

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"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared." mockup

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

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'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?' mockup

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

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"Now that you have eaten from the tree of information technology..."

"Now that you have eaten from the tree of information technology..." mockup

"Now that you have eaten from the tree of information technology..."

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"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'."

"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'." mockup

"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'."

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'If Jesus died to forgive our sins, the least we can do is commit a few.'

'If Jesus died to forgive our sins, the least we can do is commit a few.' mockup

'If Jesus died to forgive our sins, the least we can do is commit a few.'

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"All this mold is a good sign that our marketing content is getting a little stale."

"All this mold is a good sign that our marketing content is getting a little stale." mockup

"All this mold is a good sign that our marketing content is getting a little stale."

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"It says we're incompatible, I'm Virgo and you're stupid."

"It says we're incompatible, I'm Virgo and you're stupid." mockup

"It says we're incompatible, I'm Virgo and you're stupid."

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Scorching Sages Gifts Collection

Scorching Sages Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring witty wisdom and clever insights—perfect for creative souls who enjoy their coffee with a side of inspiration.

Scorching Sages Pillows

Add a touch of humor and wisdom to your home with our inspiring scarves—sure to bring smiles and spark creativity in any room.

Scorching Sages Prints

Enhance your wall decor with our witty and thoughtful prints, celebrating creative insights and clever sayings for every inspiring space.

Scorching Sages T-Shirts

Discover our witty, creative t-shirts that celebrate clever insights and smart humor—ideal for those who love to make a statement with their style.