Science Jesters Gifts

Another session of the lunch-hour scientists...

Intelligent people laugh too!

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'But it may be easier to understand the meaning of bioengineered life.'

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

"It's the formula for a black hole."

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"Ah - The 'Big Gang' theory."

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.

'He said his first buzz word today!'

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

International Conference on Genetically Modified Crop Development.

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

Steinbeck - stuck on the title page (Grapes of Wrath).

Grok's Black Hole Theory

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.