Science Jesters Pillows

'Gene, I've never met a female that wasn't a double crosser.'

'Oh, about your theory - Heisenberg thinks he's found a loophole.'

Another session of the lunch-hour scientists...

Intelligent people laugh too!

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

'But it may be easier to understand the meaning of bioengineered life.'

Party Schools...

"It's the formula for a black hole."

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

"Ah - The 'Big Gang' theory."

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.

'He said his first buzz word today!'

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

International Conference on Genetically Modified Crop Development.