Science Fair Skeptic Gifts

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Nuclear generation of energy.

Science Fair Judgements

Alternative Medicine

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"I totally meant to do that."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."