Science Fair Skeptic Mugs

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Science Fair Judgements

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Nuclear generation of energy.

Alternative Medicine

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"Mine's bigger than yours."

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

Two plus two equals five. I don't think so. The earth is flat, or maybe it's shaped like a fish. Huh? Many Republican candidates don't believe in evolution!!! Math, science -- who needs 'em really. That's what I said in high school.

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

"I totally meant to do that."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."