Science Fair Specialist Mugs

'Inspectors found the latest bomb blast wasn't terrorism; it was a school science fair project gone wrong.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

PROBLEM AREAS

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Nuclear generation of energy.

Science Fair Judgements

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

"When I was young, we used bottles, rocks and toothpicks for our school science projects."

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

"Oh, now you tell me!"

'You won first prize at the 2010 national science fair?'

"C'mon, who am I trying to kid? 'The Wheel'...they'll never buy it."

The science fair is tomorrow, and I need to build a model of a nuclear power plant. Can you help me?

"I don't know what I want to do for my science project. I was thinking of trying to cure something."