Sci-fi Surgeon Gifts

"There was a system failure that caused a brief crash, but fortunately I was able to reboot."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

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Well, the doctor said you have to wear it until you stop biting your stitches.

"It was a botched surgery."

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

Celebration in operating theatre.

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

"He's going to be fine. We're just putting his giblets back."

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

"Did you get some work done?"

"No response doctor! The patient is sedated!"

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

"Mr Brown. Are you in for a triple bypass or an ingrown toenail?"

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

'Doc, check out screen 2 in ten minutes...we got the big game!'

Casino plastic surgery...specializing poker faces.

"Sorry Mr. Parkinson, but I've left some rubber gloves inside you. I need to open you up to retrieve them."

"Oh. I know what that organ is! Wait, don't tell me."

"I have a complaint about my bill."

"Nothing beats the thrill of operating beyond one's competence."

'It's a routine operation.'

"Pull my finger."

'Okaaay... Now, the hip bone's connected to the thigh bone...'

Surgeon with hearts on his shirt.

'I told you not to do that. Now put it back.'

"The good news is your surgery went fine. The bad news is we left a candle inside you."

Penile Implants

Operating Room Table Scraps

'He can't seem to keep anything down.'

'That's definitely the last time I recommend a wine to my plastic surgeon.'

'Mind if I cut in?'

'Stick...'

Book surgery.