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"There was a system failure that caused a brief crash, but fortunately I was able to reboot."

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

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"It was a botched surgery."

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

Celebration in operating theatre.

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

"Did you get some work done?"

"No response doctor! The patient is sedated!"

"He's going to be fine. We're just putting his giblets back."

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

Casino plastic surgery...specializing poker faces.

'Doc, check out screen 2 in ten minutes...we got the big game!'

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

"Mr Brown. Are you in for a triple bypass or an ingrown toenail?"

"Sorry Mr. Parkinson, but I've left some rubber gloves inside you. I need to open you up to retrieve them."

"Nothing beats the thrill of operating beyond one's competence."

"I have a complaint about my bill."

'It's a routine operation.'

"Pull my finger."

'Okaaay... Now, the hip bone's connected to the thigh bone...'

Surgeon with hearts on his shirt.

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'I told you not to do that. Now put it back.'

'That's definitely the last time I recommend a wine to my plastic surgeon.'

'He can't seem to keep anything down.'

'Mind if I cut in?'

'Stick...'

Operating Room Table Scraps

Book surgery.

'Count backwards from 100 and tell me when you can no longer feel your wallet.'