Schoolwork Pro Gifts

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

In basket-case.

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Serious Putty

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

Brainstorm in progress.

Responsibility and duties

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

Child finding school too hard.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'It wouldn't be right if I did your homework for you!' 'At least you could try!'

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Fed up with unnecessary bureaucracy?...what people don't appreciate is that if they don't fill out their C90D then how can we POSSIBLY know how many C90ds there ARE!

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

"Never marry an engineer."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

Desk bins: 'Whatnot,' 'Whatever,' and 'What now?'

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

"I'm working as fast as I can, Mr. Sims. There are only so many billable hours in a day, you know."

'Actually I can't even figure out the origin of this organization.'

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."

Study more to pass more tests.