School Scandal Enthusiast Gifts

"I never thought you'd solicit bribes, Mr. Boyd."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

Mary Trump

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

Tennis corruption

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

Gulliver's Travails

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Trumpled

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

1998: A Look Back

Trump's Nuclear Classified Document Scandal

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!