School Politics Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm sorry to disappoint you Rodney. Being elected class president does not mean you get your own corporate jet.'

'We had a contested election for student council and decided to settle it right away.'

Student Council. Ernie's no longer on the student council, but he's sticking around as a lobbyist.

"I'm thinking of running for class president. Do you think I could get the Russians to help?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Trump pardons

"Who's got the hammer?"

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"Away with the warmonger!"

Political convention

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

U.S. Foreign Policy

Trump

Roe v. Wade

Arizona In Black

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

The Russian Election.

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

British Prime Minister

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Two Ways out of Iraq.

DUNVOTIN

New Resident of Downing Street

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Armageddon