School Politics Aficionado Gifts

"Nothing says 'Teacher Appreciation' like an administrator winning the raffle."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

Scapegoat of the Year

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"Nobody is to blame until we pick someone."

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"So how did the rest of the team respond to your promotion?"

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

"Finally...school starts next week."

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

'The boss is taking me along for a working vacation. I'll be doing his work while he has fun.'

'Do you still wonder how Kevin got his promotion to VP?!'

"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"

"Mission 66.666% accomplished."

Buck Stops Here

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

'How could anyone think that this department is under staffed?'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'Of course, that's just my opinion. It'll be yours, too, if you know what's good for you.'

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

'I promoted Wetherby because he always comes up with better excuses.'

Business cartoon showing a business man headed toward 'blame'.

"He's still bitter that bottled water ruined his reign as king of the water cooler."

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.