School Politics Fans Gifts

'Let's face it, we're nothing but a puppet government.'

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

'There! I'm a sucker for realpolitik!'

"They're spelt differently!"

GOP Controlled State Legislatures!

Barack Obama

'Can I Come In Soon?'

Kid to class: 'I'll read my book report in a minute, but first, a word about our underpaid teachers ...'

Greek Crisis

"The President could have shot James Comey if he wanted to, legally speaking."

Student Council. Ernie's no longer on the student council, but he's sticking around as a lobbyist.

"My parents appreciate teachers, but me, not so much."

"It's seasonal, like the first gritters of Winter and the first cuckoos of Spring...the first pollsters of the election!"

"Nothing says 'Teacher Appreciation' like an administrator winning the raffle."

'There's a meeting at school tonight, Dad. The superintendent, the principal, the school board, and you.'

Biden Wins

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

Giggling during the debate didn't cost you the election. The mile coming out of your nose cost you the election.

United States of Me

"Public opinion appears split between those who support the public school system and those who can afford private schools."

Impeachment Chapter III

Donald Trump - Bluster Bus and Bernie Sanders- Substance Subcompact

"Teacher believes in performance-enhancing hugs."

"A 'C' average on your report card? C'mon Baldo! You can do better than this!"

Condoleezza Rice

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."