School Politics Fans Pillows

'Let's face it, we're nothing but a puppet government.'

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

'There! I'm a sucker for realpolitik!'

"They're spelt differently!"

GOP Controlled State Legislatures!

'Can I Come In Soon?'

Barack Obama

Kid to class: 'I'll read my book report in a minute, but first, a word about our underpaid teachers ...'

"It's seasonal, like the first gritters of Winter and the first cuckoos of Spring...the first pollsters of the election!"

Greek Crisis

"Nothing says 'Teacher Appreciation' like an administrator winning the raffle."

"My parents appreciate teachers, but me, not so much."

"The President could have shot James Comey if he wanted to, legally speaking."

'There's a meeting at school tonight, Dad. The superintendent, the principal, the school board, and you.'

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

Biden Wins

Impeachment Chapter III

United States of Me

"Public opinion appears split between those who support the public school system and those who can afford private schools."

Condoleezza Rice

Giggling during the debate didn't cost you the election. The mile coming out of your nose cost you the election.

"Teacher believes in performance-enhancing hugs."

"A 'C' average on your report card? C'mon Baldo! You can do better than this!"

Donald Trump - Bluster Bus and Bernie Sanders- Substance Subcompact

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

'I know you were elected class president...'