School Politics Lover Pillows

"Bad news! They hacked Santa's computer and you're on the naughty list!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

"Nobody is to blame until we pick someone."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"So how did the rest of the team respond to your promotion?"

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"Finally...school starts next week."

'The boss is taking me along for a working vacation. I'll be doing his work while he has fun.'

Buck Stops Here

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

'Do you still wonder how Kevin got his promotion to VP?!'

Quiet Please: Merger In Progress

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'How could anyone think that this department is under staffed?'

'Of course, that's just my opinion. It'll be yours, too, if you know what's good for you.'

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"He's still bitter that bottled water ruined his reign as king of the water cooler."

"You've got and experienced instructor and a dual-control desk."

"Wow! Boss! I thought she was a silent partner."

High School

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

"Night of the living adjunct professor" "What's a sabbatical?" "Tenure is boring!" "I have four desks in four schools!" "I have more prestige than a grad student."

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'