School Politics Lover Pillows

"Bad news! They hacked Santa's computer and you're on the naughty list!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"Nobody is to blame until we pick someone."

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"So how did the rest of the team respond to your promotion?"

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

"Finally...school starts next week."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

'Do you still wonder how Kevin got his promotion to VP?!'

Buck Stops Here

'The boss is taking me along for a working vacation. I'll be doing his work while he has fun.'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

'Of course, that's just my opinion. It'll be yours, too, if you know what's good for you.'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'How could anyone think that this department is under staffed?'

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

"Wow! Boss! I thought she was a silent partner."

'I promoted Wetherby because he always comes up with better excuses.'

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

Business cartoon showing a business man headed toward 'blame'.

"You've got and experienced instructor and a dual-control desk."

High School