School Politics Enthusiast Pillows

'I'm sorry to disappoint you Rodney. Being elected class president does not mean you get your own corporate jet.'

'We had a contested election for student council and decided to settle it right away.'

"I'm thinking of running for class president. Do you think I could get the Russians to help?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Who's got the hammer?"

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"Away with the warmonger!"

Political convention

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

U.S. Foreign Policy

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

New Resident of Downing Street

Trump

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

DUNVOTIN

Armageddon

Arizona In Black

Roe v. Wade

British Prime Minister

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

The Russian Election.