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"I never thought you'd solicit bribes, Mr. Boyd."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Trumpled

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Tennis corruption

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

1998: A Look Back

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

Trump's Nuclear Classified Document Scandal

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!