College Scandal Aficionados Pillows

"I'm sorry, guys...I guess you'll have to start saving for that college bribe money!"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

Trump returns home

Mary Trump

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

Gulliver's Travails

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

Trumpled

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Tennis corruption

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

1998: A Look Back

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

'Scooter' Libby.

Sauce close to the PM.

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

"The president's parade"

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

"I said 'Are you available for comment?' Sir Geoffey"

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."

'Who cares about some stupid sex scandal? -- Let's talk about global warming!'

"Like WikiLeaks has nothing better to do."