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"Here's my report card. You'll be glad to know passing math is now number one on my bucket list."

"How would I explain the 'D' in debate class? Probably not very well."

Parent Involvement Tip #1

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

"I'm doing just fine ??" as long as no one decides to do a background check."

"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless."

Did I cheat? You're not wearing a wire, are you?

'I don't want to make you feel bad, but I got four stars.'

"Andy plays perfectly well with others - it's others who don't play well with Andy."

'You could give it to your mom with a huge Valentine card.'

Violence in schools has increased

'We need to start working more closely to try to improve these grades. Do you have my office number?'

"You're a veteran, right grandpa? Maybe you can help me with my school report...what was General George Washington really like?"

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd saved to send me to a private school.'

"I must be out of memory"

"'C-minus'? -- I'd like to speak to your supervisor!"

'I'm very creative and creative people are not afraid to fail.'

"So this is why you ate your spinach and wanted seconds at dinner!"

"It's a note from my teacher...heavily redacted."

"Actually, Dad, the 'D' in math is from when you helped me with my homework."

"Mom, don't believe it. It's Fake News."

The cake was great and the icecream was delicious, but deep down inside, he knew that some day his parents would discover that 'f' wasn't for 'fantastic', and then none of it would be worth it.

"Sammy, where is your tail? Go check the lost and found."

"I got a gold star for having the highest credit score in my class."

"They replaced all the soda with bottled water!"

'But I thought you would be pleased-an 'A' plus in sex education,Dad!'

Sex Education Class - "Today in class I'll be explaining where your babies come from."

'Can you say 'try the patience of a saint' in a note from a public school?'

'He's a real pill but his mother makes wonderful cookies.'

'I prefer to spend my time in less didactic pursuits.'

'But I don't need qualifications, daddy - I'm going to be a dumb blonde when I grow up!'

'You have vested interest in me. You should rescue yourself!'

"I know my grades are straight 'Cs,' but don't I get some credit for consistency?"