School Principal Humorist Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for a school principal with a sense of humor? Explore our collection of smart, funny items that acknowledge their unique role and bring a smile to their day. From playful mugs to cheeky prints, find something that truly captures their leadership spirit with a humorous twist.

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'To maximize classroom instruction, the feng shui consultant advises one student desk per classroom.'

'To maximize classroom instruction, the feng shui consultant advises one student desk per classroom.' mockup

'To maximize classroom instruction, the feng shui consultant advises one student desk per classroom.'

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"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

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"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?" mockup

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

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"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?" mockup

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

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'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.' mockup

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

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'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class). mockup

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

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"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD." mockup

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

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"Where were you between 4 and 6?" mockup

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

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"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework." mockup

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

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"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!" mockup

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

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Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor. mockup

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

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'School was really exciting today -- they busted up a meth lab in chemistry class.'

'School was really exciting today -- they busted up a meth lab in chemistry class.' mockup

'School was really exciting today -- they busted up a meth lab in chemistry class.'

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'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.' mockup

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

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"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy." mockup

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

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'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.'

'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.' mockup

'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.'

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"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!"

"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!" mockup

"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!"

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'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.' mockup

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

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'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.' mockup

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

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"I thought those D's meant dedicated!" mockup

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

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'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.'

'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.' mockup

'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.'

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'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'

'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.' mockup

'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'

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'It's in case I need a laugh track.' mockup

'It's in case I need a laugh track.'

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"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?" mockup

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

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Back to school: The Horror,

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"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply." mockup

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

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'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?' mockup

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'

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Welcome to algebra. As freshmen, you are the unknown variable X. After 32 years, I ask myself Y?

Welcome to algebra. As freshmen, you are the unknown variable X. After 32 years, I ask myself Y? mockup

Welcome to algebra. As freshmen, you are the unknown variable X. After 32 years, I ask myself Y?

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Mice taking lessons.

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'By the second week of instruction all first-graders should be able to count to one.'

'By the second week of instruction all first-graders should be able to count to one.' mockup

'By the second week of instruction all first-graders should be able to count to one.'

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"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media." mockup

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

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"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

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"All As? Are you hacking into the school's records again?"

"All As? Are you hacking into the school's records again?" mockup

"All As? Are you hacking into the school's records again?"

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'That's o.k., Dugan - 'why do I even bother?' was a rhetorical question.'

'That's o.k., Dugan - 'why do I even bother?' was a rhetorical question.' mockup

'That's o.k., Dugan - 'why do I even bother?' was a rhetorical question.'

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'And what pray tell do I do if the teacher asks me a question?'

'And what pray tell do I do if the teacher asks me a question?' mockup

'And what pray tell do I do if the teacher asks me a question?'

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"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!" mockup

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

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School Principal Humorist Gifts Collection

School Principal Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for school principals who love a good laugh. Discover witty designs that brighten their day.

School Principal Humorist Pillows

Brighten a principal’s office or home with our amusing pillows. Fun, comfortable, and full of personality — just like them.

School Principal Humorist Prints

Find clever and humorous prints that celebrate leadership. These designs are ideal for framing and making a statement in any principal’s space.

School Principal Humorist T-Shirts

Check out our funny t-shirts designed for school principals with a sense of humor. Perfect for casual wear and school events that call for some wit.