School Maintenance Worker Gifts

Campus. It seems logical that when cleaning the statue of the dental school founder we should remove plaque.

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"He loves his leaf blower."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Well, that's fixed that.'

Clearing the castle's moat.

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

Time Clock

'No it's still not fixed'

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'I think I found the problem.'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

'My office is always open to you Charles, at least until maintenance repairs the door lock.'

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Mask Autumn

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

Superintendent

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"Meow...."

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'