School Maintenance Worker Mugs

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Well, that's fixed that.'

Clearing the castle's moat.

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'No it's still not fixed'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Time Clock

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

'I think I found the problem.'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

'My office is always open to you Charles, at least until maintenance repairs the door lock.'

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

"Meow...."

Mask Autumn

Superintendent

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Neverending Task.

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'