School Helper Gifts

'I nominated you for class mother elections and you won.'

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

Cares and woes.

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

Child doing the washing up

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

'How are you doing on your side?'

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

Iron Lady and Iron Man

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

"I googled my symptoms and downloaded the treatment to my tablet. All you have to do is follow this..."

"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!"

Conan the Custodian.

"I want you to know that the school board is very pleased with your efforts to make this new budget work."

'Apart from illiteracy, low self esteem, homelessness, poverty and a broken home. I can't find any reason for his offending behaviour!'

'Take care'.

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

"I heard you were out of flower, Mommy."

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

Share your blessings - give to Toys for Tots, Salvation Army, Food Shelves.

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."

'With the added weight on their chests, donors can give a pint of blood at a time.'

'You must be one of Billy Covey's teachers.'

The Voluntary Sector takes a beating

"Well, I see you've hung your stocking!"

4 Failure Types: Mr. Underprepared, Ms. Overprepared, Ms. Insecure, Mr. Overconfident

Traveler sees sign: 'This section of road adopted by Good Samaritans'.

Snowman offering solutions.

"I can't pay for this so I'll wash the dishes."