School Helper Prints

'I nominated you for class mother elections and you won.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

Cares and woes.

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

Child doing the washing up

'How are you doing on your side?'

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

Conan the Custodian.

"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!"

"I want you to know that the school board is very pleased with your efforts to make this new budget work."

'Apart from illiteracy, low self esteem, homelessness, poverty and a broken home. I can't find any reason for his offending behaviour!'

'Take care'.

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

"I heard you were out of flower, Mommy."

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."

The Voluntary Sector takes a beating

'You must be one of Billy Covey's teachers.'

"Well, I see you've hung your stocking!"

Snowman offering solutions.

'Giving back to the community is good, But first you have to make your pile,'

"I can't pay for this so I'll wash the dishes."

Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.