School Life Savant Gifts

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

"It's going to be one of those days."

I'm doing poorly, but that's without performance enhancing drugs.

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Reuse it or lose it.

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

'Straying from the subject, Danny, is not distance learning.'

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

High School

Industries with clean energy

"I'm holding George back this year because he's failed to forge a personal style."

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

"He's gonna be bad for business."

Friends of the Earth

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."