School Funding Advocate Gifts

'Now that you're history, I'll be sure to look for you on our final exam,'

'The legislation HR2109 would increase state aid to education. Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for you.'

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

"How do we make sure the students' voices are heard, but get them to be quiet at the same time?"

"Maybe school's a good thing... I mean...where else do hundreds of people with similar backgrounds come together under one roof...all following a daily routine...with guidance and supervision to better themselves and society? Ya know...besides prison?"

"What I do is create elegant solutions for problems that don't exist."

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

"Sorry, class, but because of new deregulations, I don't have to teach you anything this year."

'You will be appointed principal of a school and you will resist change for your entire career,'

'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'

'A hidden cost of implementing common core standards in education...'

The Internal Economy of Dotheboys Hall

'Take this back to the committee. Since this is a school I would like the mission statement to mention education.'

"Hey, look at that. It looks like the stuff we've been using to text each other for years."

Civilian Oversight

"No, you cannot impeach your teacher!"

"This wasn't the kind of budget cuts I had in mind."

'No darling, it's not a programme about choice of schools.'

"Class, can anyone name a Hispanic hero who used non-violent methods to win better working conditions for farmers nationwide?"

"It's a textbook case- depending on which state your textbooks are from."

'What's the point of all this school business when we can just look up things on the internet?'

Controversial Boxes

'But in the business world, failure is rewarded with big bailouts.'

"The good news is that the Remedial Learning Program is more popular than ever, which is also the bad news."

College Finance Education

'If you are always optimistic, your students will eventually surprise you.'

"Sorry, kiddo. Your old man has to work so you can go to the best drug trials in the country>"

An Honest Graduation Photograph

'May I be excused? The pressure is getting to me.'

"Let's see...I believe a computer will be available for your class six weeks from Friday between ten and eleven in the morning."

'Shouldn't you be marking our homework ?'

School League Table Vital Statistics.