School Funding Advocate T-Shirts

'Now that you're history, I'll be sure to look for you on our final exam,'

'The legislation HR2109 would increase state aid to education. Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for you.'

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

"How do we make sure the students' voices are heard, but get them to be quiet at the same time?"

"Maybe school's a good thing... I mean...where else do hundreds of people with similar backgrounds come together under one roof...all following a daily routine...with guidance and supervision to better themselves and society? Ya know...besides prison?"

"Sorry, class, but because of new deregulations, I don't have to teach you anything this year."

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

"What I do is create elegant solutions for problems that don't exist."

'You will be appointed principal of a school and you will resist change for your entire career,'

'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'

'A hidden cost of implementing common core standards in education...'

The Internal Economy of Dotheboys Hall

'Take this back to the committee. Since this is a school I would like the mission statement to mention education.'

"This wasn't the kind of budget cuts I had in mind."

"No, you cannot impeach your teacher!"

"Hey, look at that. It looks like the stuff we've been using to text each other for years."

'No darling, it's not a programme about choice of schools.'

'What's the point of all this school business when we can just look up things on the internet?'

Controversial Boxes

"It's a textbook case- depending on which state your textbooks are from."

'But in the business world, failure is rewarded with big bailouts.'

"Sorry, kiddo. Your old man has to work so you can go to the best drug trials in the country>"

"The good news is that the Remedial Learning Program is more popular than ever, which is also the bad news."

'If you are always optimistic, your students will eventually surprise you.'

An Honest Graduation Photograph

'May I be excused? The pressure is getting to me.'

'Shouldn't you be marking our homework ?'

"Let's see...I believe a computer will be available for your class six weeks from Friday between ten and eleven in the morning."

School League Table Vital Statistics.

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"Don't blame me – blame the school system."