School Disciplinarians Gifts

'Aren't I entitled to a public defender?'

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Don't even think about it."

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

'Wow, Mom, how long has he been in time-out?'

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

Leaves.

Mom Umpires

'I want you to text message 100 times, 'I will not text message in class.''

"Mommy needs to get mad at you in a weird calm voice now."

"No, I said 'sit'."

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

"How do you feel about plea bargaining?"

'That website has been blocked.'

"You're not allowed to plead 'no contest'."

"I don't want to bust your diet so we're having turkey franks and pumpkin yogurt."

Discipline at Doggy School

"Worms."

'Consistency, Bobby, consistency!'

'The principal says her door is always open, until it slams shut when you're in there!'

"Sorry I'm late, dad! Which number?"

"You got off easy. They put me under house arrest."

"I'm being punished. For the next hour I have to stay out of WiFi range."

Dog training tip: always make sure humans go through the doorways first.

Give a dog a bad name.....

The company gym's down the hall, but your resolve will be tested by running the gauntlet of snack machines.

'Our Damien was right, he is a very strict teacher!'

Stupid cell phone. One more thing he hated about walking her yappy little dog.

"Oh, I know full well he remembers the school rules! He just chooses to ignore them!"

"Mommy is going to stay 'On Message'. 'No'"

"If I have to text you one more time...."