School Disciplinarians Gifts

'Aren't I entitled to a public defender?'

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Don't even think about it."

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

'Wow, Mom, how long has he been in time-out?'

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

Leaves.

'I want you to text message 100 times, 'I will not text message in class.''

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

"Mommy needs to get mad at you in a weird calm voice now."

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

"No, I said 'sit'."

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

'That website has been blocked.'

"How do you feel about plea bargaining?"

Discipline at Doggy School

"I don't want to bust your diet so we're having turkey franks and pumpkin yogurt."

"You're not allowed to plead 'no contest'."

"Worms."

'Consistency, Bobby, consistency!'

'The principal says her door is always open, until it slams shut when you're in there!'

"I'm being punished. For the next hour I have to stay out of WiFi range."

The company gym's down the hall, but your resolve will be tested by running the gauntlet of snack machines.

"You got off easy. They put me under house arrest."

Dog training tip: always make sure humans go through the doorways first.

Give a dog a bad name.....

'Our Damien was right, he is a very strict teacher!'

Stupid cell phone. One more thing he hated about walking her yappy little dog.

"Mommy is going to stay 'On Message'. 'No'"

"If I have to text you one more time...."

"Thank goodness, I always keep my person on a leash."

"Oh, I know full well he remembers the school rules! He just chooses to ignore them!"

Principal to teacher: 'You've got to get a handle on the screaming and running down the hall. I don't care how afraid you are of your students.'