Family Disciplinarian Gifts

Searching for a gift for a family disciplinarian with a sense of humor? Our collection features clever and funny products like mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that gently poke fun at their authoritative charm. Perfect for showing appreciation or bringing a smile to their face, these items blend wit with warmth, making any disciplinarian feel seen and appreciated in a lighthearted way.

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"You just wait until your father gets parental access."

"You just wait until your father gets parental access." mockup

"You just wait until your father gets parental access."

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"Mom wrote the book on voice activation!"

"Mom wrote the book on voice activation!" mockup

"Mom wrote the book on voice activation!"

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"You don't belong in the Bermudez family...unless you know how to control pain when you're pinched for acting up in church."

"You don't belong in the Bermudez family...unless you know how to control pain when you're pinched for acting up in church." mockup

"You don't belong in the Bermudez family...unless you know how to control pain when you're pinched for acting up in church."

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Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay mockup

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

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"Don't even think about it."

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A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director mockup

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

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'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.' mockup

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

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"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!" mockup

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

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Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day." mockup

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

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Leaves.

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'I want you to text message 100 times, 'I will not text message in class.''

'I want you to text message 100 times, 'I will not text message in class.'' mockup

'I want you to text message 100 times, 'I will not text message in class.''

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'Do I have to enter a plea?'

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"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers." mockup

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

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"No, I said 'sit'."

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"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..." mockup

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

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"Use your phone once more during dinner...And I'll send you close-ups of my patients' wounds."

"Use your phone once more during dinner...And I'll send you close-ups of my patients' wounds." mockup

"Use your phone once more during dinner...And I'll send you close-ups of my patients' wounds."

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'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!' mockup

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

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'That website has been blocked.'

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"How do you feel about plea bargaining?"

"How do you feel about plea bargaining?" mockup

"How do you feel about plea bargaining?"

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"He still isn't paper trained, but I got him rug trained."

"He still isn't paper trained, but I got him rug trained." mockup

"He still isn't paper trained, but I got him rug trained."

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Discipline at Doggy School

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'What do you mean, you don't like the look of him - What has he ever done to you?'

'What do you mean, you don't like the look of him - What has he ever done to you?' mockup

'What do you mean, you don't like the look of him - What has he ever done to you?'

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"I don't want to bust your diet so we're having turkey franks and pumpkin yogurt."

"I don't want to bust your diet so we're having turkey franks and pumpkin yogurt." mockup

"I don't want to bust your diet so we're having turkey franks and pumpkin yogurt."

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"Worms."

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'The principal says her door is always open, until it slams shut when you're in there!'

'The principal says her door is always open, until it slams shut when you're in there!' mockup

'The principal says her door is always open, until it slams shut when you're in there!'

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The company gym's down the hall, but your resolve will be tested by running the gauntlet of snack machines.

The company gym's down the hall, but your resolve will be tested by running the gauntlet of snack machines. mockup

The company gym's down the hall, but your resolve will be tested by running the gauntlet of snack machines.

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"You just wait until your father gets home and adjusts your algorithm!"

"You just wait until your father gets home and adjusts your algorithm!" mockup

"You just wait until your father gets home and adjusts your algorithm!"

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"...And to those who have been naughty he doesn't bring any coal, just presents."

"...And to those who have been naughty he doesn't bring any coal, just presents." mockup

"...And to those who have been naughty he doesn't bring any coal, just presents."

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"You got off easy. They put me under house arrest."

"You got off easy. They put me under house arrest." mockup

"You got off easy. They put me under house arrest."

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Dog training tip: always make sure humans go through the doorways first.

Dog training tip: always make sure humans go through the doorways first. mockup

Dog training tip: always make sure humans go through the doorways first.

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Give a dog a bad name.....

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"Your honor...the only reason my clinet committed these crimes was to support his wife and five kiids."

"Your honor...the only reason my clinet committed these crimes was to support his wife and five kiids." mockup

"Your honor...the only reason my clinet committed these crimes was to support his wife and five kiids."

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'Our Damien was right, he is a very strict teacher!'

'Our Damien was right, he is a very strict teacher!' mockup

'Our Damien was right, he is a very strict teacher!'

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'Aren't I entitled to a public defender?'

'Aren't I entitled to a public defender?' mockup

'Aren't I entitled to a public defender?'

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'Stand by for shock waves!'

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Family Disciplinarian Gifts Collection

Family Disciplinarian Mugs

Discover a range of mugs designed for family disciplinarians — perfect for their morning coffee or tea, with witty messages that bring a smile to their face.

Family Disciplinarian Pillows

Check out our pillows with playful messages for the family disciplinarian — ideal for adding humor and personality to their favorite space.

Family Disciplinarian Prints

Find prints that humorously depict the family disciplinarian’s role. Perfect for decorating their space with a witty and artistic touch.

Family Disciplinarian T-Shirts

Looking for a humorous t-shirt for the family disciplinarian? Our collection features witty designs that celebrate their leadership style in a fun and lighthearted way.