School Chums Gifts

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

Boys in the cloakroom.

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

'Hey, man, cool shirt.'

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

Teacher's pet dog

Niche Extracurriculars

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'I'm bright enough. I just don't have the right connections.'

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

Can you help on our arts night for the environment? I'll be studying. Eco club. That's so short-sighted. I'm in 3 AP science classes. Someday I'll discover ways to organically eradicate pollution. Eco club. That's sooo long-sighted.

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

Friendship.

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Steadman - The Early Years.

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

You conservative dunce! You socialist ignoramus. Blue. Debate club. Red. Dittohead! Liberal fruitcake! Time's up! The winner of this school's tv talk show style debate is team red! Is that a cell phone? No. Decibel meter. Ungha! Ungha!! Ungh!!!

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'