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Clancy: Happy Hour's Over

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Check your universal remote control at the door.

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Boys in the cloakroom.

Friendship.

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

Rosie Cheeks

'The bar's famous for its high spirits.'

"Good morning, world!"

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

If I were a cat, I'd give you my last kipper

Coming out as a Conversationalist.

'Showed me up you did, the only one politely applauding and wearing a tie!'

"What do I bring to the company? I'm relentlessly cheerful and able to handle pressure."

'Time's up, chuckles.'

"It's a mug's game!"

"Wait - you get excited when the humans come hom? Dude, you've been watching too many dog shows."

'It will be difficult for you to be shy and a really good, funny clown.'

If life gives you lemons. . .

'I just think you obvious post holiday high is a little unseemly.'

Wine and Stripes

'Hi, I'm Donald and I have been too enthusiastic for forty years.'

Jolly Roger

"What's the exit strategy for this clappy thingy?"

I survived the Covid Pandemic Walk-A-Thon