Cherry Chums Gifts

Hello, I need to take back your cherry pie? Touch it and die. Mrs. Cohen, that pastry came from a bakery in China. We've since learned it might be toxic. Importing from China can be bad for your health. There's crust in your ear.

Text Culture

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

"Ding" "Dong"

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

Friendship.

Boys in the cloakroom.

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

"Stu's not a morning person."

"I think the dog want's to stay in tonight, Jennifer!"

Maraschino, Inc.

Coming out as a Conversationalist.

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"What do I bring to the company? I'm relentlessly cheerful and able to handle pressure."

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'

'It goes with your eyes.'

He has musical armor that plays when the faceguard goes up? Yep. He's Prince "Chiming"!

"Wait - you get excited when the humans come hom? Dude, you've been watching too many dog shows."

"Could you read me a dog-food label before bedtime?"

"It's a mug's game!"

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

In the beginning: Ed thought life was a bowl of cherries...

Clancy: Happy Hour's Over

'No matter how hard you throw one, no matter how ticked you are, they circle right back to you.'

'It's not fair, how come you've got two carrots and four cherries?'

"I like you - you're so bubbly!"

"...and wagging your tail isn't going to get you off the hook."

"I just realised that I'm talking to myself."

"So baby, how about coming back to mine for a quick roll in the shit?"

'Sign here please.'

Winning cherries,