Cherry Chums Mugs

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Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

"Ding" "Dong"

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

Friendship.

Boys in the cloakroom.

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

"Stu's not a morning person."

"I think the dog want's to stay in tonight, Jennifer!"

Maraschino, Inc.

Coming out as a Conversationalist.

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"What do I bring to the company? I'm relentlessly cheerful and able to handle pressure."

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'

'It goes with your eyes.'

"It's a mug's game!"

"Wait - you get excited when the humans come hom? Dude, you've been watching too many dog shows."

"Could you read me a dog-food label before bedtime?"

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

In the beginning: Ed thought life was a bowl of cherries...

Clancy: Happy Hour's Over

'It's not fair, how come you've got two carrots and four cherries?'

"I like you - you're so bubbly!"

"...and wagging your tail isn't going to get you off the hook."

"I just realised that I'm talking to myself."

"So baby, how about coming back to mine for a quick roll in the shit?"

'Sign here please.'

Winning cherries,

Reverse psychology.