Schedule Shuffler Gifts

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

Flexitime.

Watch that always reads: 'Later'.

The 'Time Management' consultant rang to say she double booked and she's going to be late!"

"How do you spell time management?"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

Interior design trends for parents....

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

'Bring me an in basket and an out basket and some paperwork to shuffle between them.'

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

'Hold my calls. I'm going out for a random walk.'

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

Outstanding Time Management

"We can't turn back the clock. Trust me, I tried. It really messes up your schedule."

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

Scheduel.

'You like my in-tray full, don't you?'

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

"The subject of this never ending meeting was how to keep meetings short..."

"And at 1:30 you're scheduled to find Waldo."

'At 11:00 you'll be putting your right hand in. At 11:01 you'll take it out, put it back in and at 11:02, shake it all about...'

A cat composer

"My digital planner exploding may be a sign I'm way too busy."

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.