Schedule Shuffler Gifts

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

Flexitime.

Watch that always reads: 'Later'.

The 'Time Management' consultant rang to say she double booked and she's going to be late!"

"How do you spell time management?"

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

Interior design trends for parents....

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

'Bring me an in basket and an out basket and some paperwork to shuffle between them.'

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

'Hold my calls. I'm going out for a random walk.'

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

"We can't turn back the clock. Trust me, I tried. It really messes up your schedule."

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

Outstanding Time Management

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

"The subject of this never ending meeting was how to keep meetings short..."

'You like my in-tray full, don't you?'

Scheduel.

'At 11:00 you'll be putting your right hand in. At 11:01 you'll take it out, put it back in and at 11:02, shake it all about...'

'Sorry I'll have to hurry the working breakfast, I due at a business lunch.'

"My digital planner exploding may be a sign I'm way too busy."

A cat composer

"It's a 300 page government questionnaire about cutting back on bureaucracy."

'I purchased this great book on time management but, with my schedule, I can't find the time to read it.'

"...Thursday - you are due in hospital to have a baby. Friday - you..."

Living by the Clock