Juggler Of Schedules Gifts

A Over Crowded Office.

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

Stressed over time management

"I had to skip my workout."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"Do I have many meetings today?"

Took On Too Much

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

Don't you hate...

Stress

Monday around 9PM.

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

Hourglass Dumptruck

'So, how long will this take?'

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

Outstanding Time Management

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

Quicksands of time

"We can't turn back the clock. Trust me, I tried. It really messes up your schedule."

"Okay, if that's all the finger pointing we have today, we can move on!"

Time to Call Workaholics Anonymous.

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."