Scent Sage Gifts

Fumes from furniture

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'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"We've invented a new word!"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

Gustav Holst

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Saguaro Cacti.

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

Customers Wanted

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

'About that blood pressure...stop taking things with a grain of salt.'

"It's the gluten-free edition."

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

'Oh, Goddess of Fashion, speak to me!'

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

At the animal perfume fair.

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

Examine stored vegetables and throw out those which show signs of rotting.

'Care to roll in our featured scent?'

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

'I just love the change of seasons.'

"You tell him it needs more salt, I'm not telling him!"

Are your cowhide coats any good?

'Meeting someone tonight?'

'This is sensational, Madam...in fact, it comes with a complimentary pepper spray!'

Air Freshener shaped like a leaf falls victim to Autumn.

'He likes your aftershave lotion.'

'Is it all right for a vegetarian to wear a poodle skirt?'