Scent Sage Mugs

Fumes from furniture

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"We've invented a new word!"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

George Martin

Gustav Holst

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Saguaro Cacti.

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

Customers Wanted

'About that blood pressure...stop taking things with a grain of salt.'

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

Economists generally agree that consumers don't trust products that cost too little. If an item is too inexpensive, it seems cheap. A higher cost connotes quality. Price hike! Beware the rabid capitalist bearing economic theory.

"It's the gluten-free edition."

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

At the animal perfume fair.

Examine stored vegetables and throw out those which show signs of rotting.

'Oh, Goddess of Fashion, speak to me!'

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

Are your cowhide coats any good?

'I just love the change of seasons.'

'Meeting someone tonight?'

'Care to roll in our featured scent?'

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

"You tell him it needs more salt, I'm not telling him!"

'I buy my cigars at Ikea!'

'This is sensational, Madam...in fact, it comes with a complimentary pepper spray!'

The War on Architectural Postmodernism

'He likes your aftershave lotion.'

'Is it all right for a vegetarian to wear a poodle skirt?'