Scenic Drive Humorists Gifts

Scenic Rout

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Bob's Driving School.

"My guess it's guacamole."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

Business acquaintances on holiday

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

The Chippendales go through airport security.

Lucky car.

No Hand Signals

People Holidaying in the Highlands

Installing one of the new 'Buck Bridges' reduced Bob's auto insurance by 21%.

Speed Checked By Radar.

Gondolier Hat

"Any chance of an upgrade?"

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

I'm sorry, sir, but your luggage was deemed offensive and destroyed.

Welcome to the Bland Canyon. I trust you bought some board games.

"Looks like on of those 'Staycationers' in his motor home."

Catch 72

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

Parking? I don't think so.

Cramped airport departure lounge.

'Why isn't there zero tolerance to drugs and alcohol?'

"...And lastly, do not block the aisle when being dragged off the plane!"