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Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Bob's Driving School.

"My guess it's guacamole."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

Business acquaintances on holiday

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

Lucky car.

People Holidaying in the Highlands

No Hand Signals

Speed Checked By Radar.

Gondolier Hat

I'm sorry, sir, but your luggage was deemed offensive and destroyed.

"Looks like on of those 'Staycationers' in his motor home."

Welcome to the Bland Canyon. I trust you bought some board games.

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

"Any chance of an upgrade?"

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

Parking? I don't think so.

Cramped airport departure lounge.

'Why isn't there zero tolerance to drugs and alcohol?'

What passes as a SCENIC ROUTE next right.