Scatologist Gifts

New York Scatological Society

Frog Flycatcher.

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

New life (organ donation)

Pediatrics: Anatomy

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"Ok, let's go over this one more time, 'The Leg Bone's Connected To The. . .'"

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

Organ Donor Card

'Isn't that gown cute? Those are little aortas all over it!'

'Be honest, Dad. As plankton, where are we on the food chain?'

The shakedown escalates.

"Reproduction furniture."

Preserved head and mobile phone.

"I just ate my organ donor card."

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

'And they say our brains were the size of a walnut.'

Entering America's Heartland

"Take note, Clammerhorn. The yellow tank is helium."

A swing bin...

Richard the Pigheart

Boris Johnson related to Mummy

Day one, medical shool: 'This is my elbow, this is my ass...'