Sexologist Gifts

"Help him, or I don't vouch for myself..."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Sexual chemistry set

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

'All he wants is sex, sex, sex!'

In and out, in and out, in and out...

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

"Right then......... in your own time."

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

"That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard!"

"So, Martin, how long has it been since you last felt the urge to 'upskirt'?"

DATING FOR NON-DUMMIES

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

Gender equality: step up to a level playing field.

The institute.

Siggy

Sex therapy clinic

I'He used to star in porno films. Now he can only get aroused if he has an audience.'

'Sex is good!'

How scientists propose

Large book is labelled 'What Women Want' and much thinner book is labelled 'What Men Want'.

'Jeez, honey! I thought we agreed not to bring our work home with us.'

"Listen. . . 'Analphabetism' is not a sex act!"