Scat Singer Gifts

A swing bin...

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Cat Reunion

A man washing a mascot costume

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"I hate it..."

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

New York Scatological Society

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

The hostage rescue team

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

'Isn't he sweet - he got down all by himself!'

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"Hey—no cheating!"

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

Frog Flycatcher.

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Pretending To Care

"What do you mean hot dog is out sick?—but I'll look stupid all by myself!"

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.