Scat Singer Gifts

A swing bin...

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

A man washing a mascot costume

Cat Reunion

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

"I hate it..."

New York Scatological Society

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

'Isn't he sweet - he got down all by himself!'

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

The hostage rescue team

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

"Hey—no cheating!"

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

Frog Flycatcher.

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Pretending To Care

"What do you mean hot dog is out sick?—but I'll look stupid all by myself!"

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"